I, apparently unlike many people, am not interested in Princess Kate’s pregnancy. I wish her all the best, but I have more important cultural events on my mind, like how Fringe has only five episodes left. How can they possibly wrap it up? How will I live without their faces? HOW? I’ve never been fascinated with real, in-my-lifetime royalty of any kind, but I do enjoy many a royal thing.
Here are some of my favorite “royals”:
“Royals” in Books
“Royals” in Films
Buttercup, Princess of Florin in The Princess Bride. There’s a certain set of people who can quote “The Princess Bride”; those are my people.
Princess Caraboo. I know what you’re thinking, but I watched when I was a youngish and I remember it fondly. Plus, it’s based on an actual story and it has Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline in it.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I was fairly old when I was introduced to this telling of King Arthur and his knights which is probably a good thing because who wants a seven-year-old running around saying, “watery tart”.
“Royals” in Music
Queens of the Stone Age. They will rock your face off with subtle lighting.
Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings. They will also rock your face off, but in a different way.
Prince. I don’t think this needs any explanation.
-aisha, who thinks her “royals in music” list would be a great lineup for the new royal baby’s christening