When I was a child, I had a recurring nightmare where my mom and I were on a bus, heading to a mall. The bus turns onto a bridge that’s right next to the mall and the bridge is riddled with potholes. Gigantic potholes which are probably called something else like large-dangerous-this-bridge-should-be-condemned-holes. I panic because I see that we’re going to fall through one of the holes and into the river. Sometimes, I would wake up screaming. I believe this nightmare (and if you’re a psychologist or dream interpreter, feel free to analyze me) is the reason I’m very wary when I drive over bridges. That and my possibly irrational fear of large bodies of water. You can’t see what’s going on down there! To me, the movie Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus isn’t just based on someone’s imagination; it’s a completely plausible event. Someday, a mega shark will battle a giant octopus and I’ll laugh at all of you and say, “I told you! We don’t know what’s going on down there! WE DON’T KNOW!”
So, phobias. That’s what this post is about.
Let’s get mine out of the way. The fear of bridges or of crossing them is called gephyrophobia. The fear of water is called hydrophobia, though I guess my fear isn’t so much of water, but of the frightening, unknown creatures who may or may not exist in it. Entomophobia is the fear of insects and I don’t fear all insects, but I am not a fan of butterflies. Yes, butterflies. You don’t know where they’re going and they don’t seem to know either. They just flutter around all willy-nilly. It’s weird.
Asymmetriphobia (fear of asymmetry) and symmetrophobia (fear of symmetry) both exist which might be fine with asymmetriphobes and not so fine with symmetrophobes.
Amathophobia is the fear of dust. If my apartment could talk, it would tell you this is a fear I do not have.
Philemaphobia is the fear of kissing.
The fear of speed is called tachophobia. No one would fear the movie “Speed” because it stars Keanu Reeves (if you pay attention, you’ll see that many things eventually come back to Keanu Reeves) and Sandra Bullock, two completely comforting people. “Speed 2“, maybe, but again, it has Sandra Bullock and the bonus that is Jason Patric.
If you’d like to overcome your phobias, here are some titles that might help:
If you wouldn’t like to get over your phobias and instead want to stand next to me when the mega sharks fight the giant octupi, I’ll be around, fearfully crossing bridges and running away from butterflies.