I’ll admit it – my attention span overheats at about 80 degrees. I’ve abandoned my latest crochet project, I’m not quite ready to commit to a 700+page post-apocalyptic horror novel, and I don’t even think I can sustain a narrative long enough to write this blog post. So instead, here is a random sampler of things that have made it onto my radar.
The Last Apprentice – Revenge of the Witch by Joseph Delaney
Thomas Ward is the seventh son of a seventh son, and his Mam’s always been special, too. That’s why he’s been apprenticed to the local Spook, whose job it is to hunt down and deal with dark creatures. One day, Thomas might just be the best Spook the County’s ever seen… if he can survive his training. This series is in the children’s and teen collections, but appeals to the same broad range of ages as Harry Potter.
Pinocchio, Vampire Slayer by Van Jensen
Soon after the original story ended, vampires moved into the area and killed Gepetto. Of course, nobody believed Pinocchio, so he took vengeance into his own hands, and became a vampire slayer. You see, to drive a stake through their hearts, all he had to do was lie…
Cats Are Weird: And More Observations by Jeffrey Brown
If cat things are your thing, you will thoroughly enjoy this graphic novel. Then you’ll probably pass it around to all your friends who also like cat things. You might even discuss it the next time you all get together. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.
Sometimes, the inventory at the local drugstore fails to perfectly express your gratitude. Consider designing a custom “Merci Bucket,” or a thoughtful “Thanks A Latte” coffee card holder.
Once again, I’m participating in the neighborhood summer walking challenge. You may be too late to get a free pedometer, but there’s a weekly drawing for all walkers, and a grand prize is awarded to whoever logs the most steps.
If you’re similarly distracted by the heat, why not drop by the Summer Reading Extravaganza this Sunday? We’ll have plenty of activities and performances through which you can wander, outside as well as in the library (in case you find yourself needing a few minutes with the air conditioner and a cool beverage).